daripada ku biarkan buntu blog ani kan...nda ja? jaa....
so whatsup?emptiness yo,feeling content with guilt and so much more than a day i see everyday...thats what i miss. The great overwhelming feeling of something that pushes me through each day reminding myself that its my last day on earth as we all shal depart sooner than we know. I'm talkng about Iman ladies & gents. Im on a deprivation on that,supposedly Ramadhan brings up a better time for me to focus on my duties. Its gonna come back to me soon i suppose. Yeah it will....it must.
i seldom talk about my daily routines and such nonsense that i am aware that you guys wouldn't wanna waste your time reading anyways..but let me tell you what happened to me anyways with the exams over and i just have so much time to tell you things you dont need to know about me,isn't that fun?:D yayy!
big exam's coming soon,my AS results were kinda degrading,but it helped me somewhat in terms of encouragement and motivation. I dunno what happened back there during June,i must suck alot. Like i did on the history exam, a very good composition about the events that never occured :D and i wish that would entertain the examiners. I mainly wasted the three hours talking about how Hang Tuah governed parts of Malaya along with Tom Hanks (picture below) in the Island where he starred in the movie "Cast Away" (yes that was in Malaya).
Rumors told that Awang Semaun (refer to picture above) used an magical oar to paddle his boat only twice to reach to the island (he used the motor the rest of the journey) to rescue Tom Hanks & Hang Tuah . While that's happening,Hang Tuah was meditating in a cave on the island to until his armpit hair grew much2 longer than his body height that he had to hire a professional to clear it out. In the village which this ceremony was done,the villagers fought over the armpit hair which was said to be a cure to severe ilness such as baldness,stupidity,computer viruses and H1N1. Deaths and massive chaos stroke upon the village and yet until all the armpit hair has been burned causing massive toxic emmission in the atmosphere thus explaining the rising sea level in the current seas.
Tom Hanks after undergoing the meditation with Hang Tuah obtained immortality however his powers wont remain permanent if he fails to prevent his chest hair from being displayed to the open public. Sadly, in 1984 he appeared in a movie directed by Aziz M.Osman entitled "Tarzan : Not Enough Clothes In The Jungle" where he made an epic display of an enormous amount of grass like feature,to adapt to the tropical surroundings of the amazon apart from blending in with the apes. On the other side of a screen, the public were thoroughly disturbed by the indecent display of "manhood" causing massive internal bleedings among pregnant womans as well as internal puking (from their babies).
this has concerned the history of several countries which are linked through a careful yet radical analysis done by a Historian believed to be cohabiting in a dwellings among the Rambutans which the malays would prefer it as Tanjong. Thus concludes the presence of great explanation to which the whites were called as Mat Salleh by those who may concern.
the medicine to depression ahhh~~~~^_^"
//therefore; it didnt happen.
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